Dance Demotivational Poster
THOSE WHO SAY... -
I'm serious ... -
MOVE LIKE JAGGER -
PUDDLE JUMPING -
DO NOT BE ALARMED! - Safety requires torture testing of equipment, and we wouldn't want five hotties to get injured if the pole broke under a failure load.
BREAKDANCE DIVISION -
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - But if you work it right, Once is enough.
REVENGE - Comes when you least expect it...
DOMO ARIGATO - mister roboto
DEATH NOTE CHIBI - Because everyone plays DDR
BE YOURSELF - DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING
WHILE THE CAT IS AWAY - The Mice Shall Play Would You Like This Dance?
JENNIFER BEALS -
DOWN SYNDROME DANCE PARTY - It wasn't the ratings hit everyone thought it would be.
TRANCE FROG - He likes the LAZORS!!!!
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO - We can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine
POLE DANCING -
TAKE CARE OF NEWCOMERS -
LIFE - Dance Like There Is No Tomorrow For The Sun May Not Come Out Tomorrow
LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.
ALIEN SIGNALS -
LIFE IS A DANCE - Sometimes you lead. Sometimes you follow.
DANCE FIRST - Think later It's the natural order
Walk The Dinosaur -
STOP! - HAMMER TIME!
LIVING LIFE -
NO ON EXPECTS -
EVOLUTION OF MAN -
pole dancer -
'HEY MACARENA...!!' - Come join me, dance with me.. And all you fellas chat along with me.....
M.A.L.T. WINTER SOLSTICE -
DOUCHEBAGS. - The 2008 Nu Rave version.
GREEN MAN - some times you have to know not all people like to dance GOTTT EMMM!!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! - WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT?
ALCOHOL - ( noun ) a nasty tasting liquid that is utilized to assist white people to dance .
POLE DANCING - May is a good time for it
IN MEMORIAM -
I LOVE TO SING-A - About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a
LADY GAGA - When Fashion Got On Crack
PLEASE - DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
PHOTOGRAPHY - Get your friend to master it. Next time you slip and fall, you'll become the hip-hop star you never dreamed of.
PHYDEAUX DRESS UP DAY - Sometimes a trooper's just gotta... D A N C E ! ! !
WEDDINGS AND BOOZE - making heterosexual white men think they can dance for generations.
SEE, BITCH? - Let me back it up to the 2:47 mark. Your form sucks. I mean, would it kill you to arch your back?
THEY DANCED BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, - Maybe it was more of a Werewolf death quiver.
....... - That must have hurt....
WE ALL START SOMEWHERE -
Reverse Cowboy -
Dancing Dogs -
Dangerously In Love -
THE SMOKING CHIPMUNKS - THEY ARE NOT A DANCE CREW
All That Jazz -
AIRMAN IS A DANCING FOOL -
Parental Guidance -
OTHER THINGS TOO -
All Hallows Eve -
SAFETY DANCE -
El Toro -
STICK OUT YOUR HANDS PUSH OUT YOUR TUSH -
Pole Dancing -
THE DANCE -
IF WE DON'T NOBODY WILL -
STRUT YOUR STUFF - To all of those white guys out there Who think that there isn’t a single dance move that they can master Obviously haven’t heard of ‘the Peter Garrett’
DANCE - like nobody is watching. Unless someone is. In which case sit in the corner alone and go home in tears.
MARRIAGE GUIDANCE - The first step is to learn how to delete your browsing history.
PHYDEAUX'S FAVORITE ACTOR -
BLACK HAWK DOWN - The BOLLYWOOD version..... Was phoned in!
TIPTOE THROUGH THE TWOLIPS -
GET FIT - when you can count 5 ribs, it's anorexia nervosa
CAUTION - A Wet Floor Is ALWAYS A Dance Floor
INDEPENDANCE DAY - Soldier's don't fight because of what's in front of them, it's what they left behind.
DAYDREAMING - These days you must be feeling tired and your legs must be paining. Dont worry, Its only because you´ve running in my mind day and night!
YOU CAN HAVE HIM -
SARAH AND GODZILLA - await their turn at Dance Dance Revolution on Halloween
NEON DANCE -
EGYPT - ISNT ALL DESERT,BARBARINAS, or BELLY DANCERS ;P as many may still think or "imagine"
dark times -
That dance you do -
line dancing -